sibilantmacabre: (Kostnice.)
Last night I dreamt that I was leading a mass of people around a building resembling a cross between my high school and a mansion. A man rounded a corner in front of us, attempting to stop me and asking to see '(my) army' (who I assume constituted the group behind me). He bowed to me for some reason, asking mercy if I recall, and when he was on his knees with his head to the floor before me, I took out a dagger and split his back open from coccyx to neck. The skin parted immaculately, and as he lay there quivering and whimpering softly, I called him pathetic and stepped in the wound, burying the heels of my boots in muscle and blood and leading the rest of my army forward over his broken form.

Your whimpers feed the flame
The scent of fear
And searing flesh
I will meet you with war.

The great thing about the internet is that no matter what, there will always be a congregation of people you will never meet clamoring to simultaneously worship you and one-up you for the title of most fucked up.

For it isn't the end that makes passion rise
And it isn't the during that raises the chalice of tears.
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 01:50 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
I give you 10 points for using coccyx in a sentence.
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 03:03 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
I give you 10 points for not using your dick in a sentence. OH WAIT.
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 03:09 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
That's not all I'll use my dick in.

*eyes up the blender*
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 04:20 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
If we're making margaritas, you can use my dick as an umbrella. It'll be good practice for your Christmas parties.
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 04:29 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
Margaritas? PUUUHLEEEEEZ. You'd be falling out of your chair after the first one!
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 04:39 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
I have the overwhleming urge to insert 'fall into fall fashion' somewhere. How about up your ass.
Date/Time: 2008-09-10 00:37 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
Don't make promises you won't keep.
Date/Time: 2008-09-11 17:34 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
I won't, then.
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 04:33 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
Date/Time: 2008-09-08 04:40 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
Nothing boosts your ego like the internet. Unless you're that kid who killed themselves by carving 'LIVEJOURNAL' into his/her arm.
Date/Time: 2008-09-09 01:55 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile]
I never heard of that. Wow.


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